The Drunk Thread

[Shorty]

Should have tossed you out on Santa Monica Boulevard and driven away so you'd never make it back to your homeland to train with the man who is now apparently my drinking opponent!

[Hambone]

A few weeks ago was the first time I've ever drunk to get drunk (before, I'd had like 4 beers max during my entire life). I downed a whole Four Loko pretty quickly, not knowing if I was a lightweight or anything. Apparently I am. It was fun for about an hour or so.

Then it stopped being fun real fast.

[Jiro]

We need to recruit you onto our drinking team Hambone. We'll train you into a fighting fit booze bandit.

[Tigmafuzz]

You're all smurfing lightweights

[NorthernChaosGod]

Sarah, last time we drank together you had like two drinks to my six.

[DK]

oh man, I hate waking up still drunk the next morning and then just every so often as you sit around all confused and stuff you find little things that you did or said to people the night before that you completely forgot about and just xD holy tit. It's always someone you haven't talked to for years either. just to make it THAT MUCH MOAR UNCOMFORTABLE

[Jiro]

I always seem to wake up first and so I just look around awkwardly at everyone as I remember the stupid trout that took place.

[Jinx]

oh man, I hate waking up still drunk the next morning and then just every so often as you sit around all confused and stuff you find little things that you did or said to people the night before that you completely forgot about and just xD holy tit. It's always someone you haven't talked to for years either. just to make it THAT MUCH MOAR UNCOMFORTABLE

Haha, good job, mate.

[DK]

and yeah no smurfing way was I making into work this morning I was still completely pissed when I woke up. Was still completely pissed an hour ago xD jesus christ. Sunday is a great night to go down to the pub but god damn not going to do it again until my birthday when I have the monday off.

edit: I can never really remember that kind of thing around people, J. Like I always usually wake up feeling a bit drunk or hungover but usually like "smurf yeah last night was great" and then over the course of the day, things will pop up that remind me "actually, trout."

smurfing facebook is the worst now. it used to be mobile phones and drunk texts or whatever but I've become such a horribly bad drunk facebooker recently, that's what got me this morning when i was thinking everything was fine, then went on facebook and saw my messages sent last night and no, just no. xD

[Jessweeee♪]

I've gotten into the habit of checking all that stuff as soon as I wake up. So far the worst I've done is gone on a big ramble about how strippers should get more respect for what they do when I meant to complain about my boyfriend (so it looked like I was upset because he wouldn't let me be a stripper xD), or text my boyfriend's friend something like "help david's stuck in a box of dicks he needs assistance!!!!!"

[Jiro]

box of dicks oh my god can't breathe

[Shorty]

Sarah, last time we drank together you had like two drinks to my six.

The reason for that, Julian, is because I was alone in a hotel room with an Australian criminal and a Mexican who gets handsy when you're not looking. Who knows what sort of shenannigans you two could have rained down upon me had I consumed more alcohol

Pretty sure I had three drinks, though That stuff hits me hard!

[Sephex]

I once texted my girlfriend that I wanted to play volleyball with her boobs. It made sense at the time.

[Miss Lady Shelly]

I once texted my girlfriend that I wanted to play volleyball with her boobs. It made sense at the time.

oh your funny... ha

[Sylvie]

I once texted my girlfriend that I wanted to play volleyball with her boobs. It made sense at the time.

I'm not sure if this is family friendly, Sephex. Nor is it a mature manifestation of sexuality. I may have to report your post next time it happens. There's a general effort going on about this kind of behavior.