I've gotten into the habit of checking all that stuff as soon as I wake up. So far the worst I've done is gone on a big ramble about how strippers should get more respect for what they do when I meant to complain about my boyfriend (so it looked like I was upset because he wouldn't let me be a stripper xD), or text my boyfriend's friend something like "help david's stuck in a box of dicks he needs assistance!!!!!"