The Drunk Thread

[Jiro]

You're such a rat. You got your wish though, so put an overly long novelty sock in it.

[Sylvie]

there's no need to fake it anymore Jiro

[Jiro]

What am I faking?

If I didn't know better I would say I know you.

[Araciel]

Rye and beer and losing at poker..

[Markus. D]

I'm very much in my I AM INVISIBLE stage of drinking, cause I only began last year. I plan to drink tomorrow with friends and do the whole "drink 'x amount' when 'x' does 'x'" thing with movies.

[Peegee]

why the trout do girls hate it when i'm drunk

it's not like i'm you know who (you know who you are if you're lurking. you hate it when i'm drunk)

ridiculous. I swear to god.

[escobert]

is it bad that it's 6:30pm and I'm drunk?

[Shorty]

No, Bertie. You keep on drinking.

[Goldenboko]

Everything.

[escobert]

No, Bertie. You keep on drinking.

correct

[Jiro]

6:30pm isn't early to be drunk bro. Not even on a work day. Just keep at it pal.

[Sephex]

I am not capable of thinking straight or rationally.

[Shauna]

I was pretty drunk last night. Shoulda posted in here! I am usually too busy being sociable when I drink to partake in fun threads like this.

[Pike]

Well, at least you're doing it the way you're supposed to!

[Jiro]

soon.