The inability to get home is really a bummer man. Drinking other peoples booze and missing drinks is an easy way to get a time!
Holy smurf when did I become an editor again
I'm going to assume that you're drunk and just forgot you've been an Editor again for a couple of weeks.![]()
I'm posting here because i'm drunk. Don't rememebr how much I've had or what I've had.
We'll see if I can manage to even post in a few hours
guys last night was pretty smurfing sweet you don't even know.
So I ran into some attorneys I work with at a bar. The best part about being an unpaid intern is that the attorneys feel obligated to buy all of your drinks. smurf yes.
last night
i swallowed liquor and a lighter
and this morning i threw up fire
but it's nothing new
so
so so
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drunk i like boose
i dunno what u'm typing so drunk.
I've been up way too long for my liking, but I've had a bunch of alcohol and caffeine and that's always a plus in my book.
shouldve stopped many drinks before I did. how did I end up on my bed with no pants on? the world may never know.
lmao, Should've been me on Friday night, should never have gone to Oceania with the girl I met and her mates. Wound up doing champagne body shots off this girl and past that I don't remember much but based on the conversation we're having today, I did a little more than shots on this girl.