So, my bff decided she was giving up drinking for March and wanted some detox-buddies, so I was all "Yeah, alright; I love randomly abstaining from consuming things for no reason, sign me up!" Then I IMed her on Tuesday being all "Sup?" and she was all "Just sitting around, having a couple of beers", and I was all "WHAT THE HELL, DUDE"

So, instead of swilling my Johnnie Walker, I'm drinking lemon tea out of spite