
Originally Posted by
Citizen Bleys
In fact, I have a dilemma; the body language of a friend doth indicate that she thinketh I have an unrequited passion for her. 'Tisn't the case, but I wish not to harm one so undeserving of such...
This is where you should have banged the woman and then posted a shamefaced eoeo thread where I could spend my days posting quotes from Dear Deidre out of The Sun.
Went out got pretty pissed last night, sorry Ashton you got me on FB Messenger smurfed as hell. Was a good night, was joking with a friend where I told him to kiss my arse, he insisted it was only because he was black I asked. I naturally being me agreed with this assessment and then one of the incredibly hot Scandinavian girls we were out with got Jealous that she hadn't kissed my arse so she literally did kiss my arse! I was laughing so hard and was just like "....Did Krista really kiss my arse? I think I'm winning bro!"