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  2. #857
    whoooooooooooooooooooo

  3. #858
    An apposite and erudite comment as e'er

    EDIT: 31 minutes til gin o'clock!

    As for St. Patrick's falling on a SFS, my only green garment is a kilt, and 'tis like -20 out. There will be no kilt-wearing today
    Last edited by Citizen Bleys; 03-18-2013 at 03:49 AM.

  4. #859
    Quote Originally Posted by Iceglow View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys View Post
    In fact, I have a dilemma; the body language of a friend doth indicate that she thinketh I have an unrequited passion for her. 'Tisn't the case, but I wish not to harm one so undeserving of such...
    This is where you should have banged the woman and then posted a shamefaced eoeo thread where I could spend my days posting quotes from Dear Deidre out of The Sun.

    Went out got pretty pissed last night, sorry Ashton you got me on FB Messenger smurfed as hell. Was a good night, was joking with a friend where I told him to kiss my arse, he insisted it was only because he was black I asked. I naturally being me agreed with this assessment and then one of the incredibly hot Scandinavian girls we were out with got Jealous that she hadn't kissed my arse so she literally did kiss my arse! I was laughing so hard and was just like "....Did Krista really kiss my arse? I think I'm winning bro!"
    If only she knew what has been known to come out of it.

  5. #860

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    I feel perfectly fine this morning!
    Last edited by Jowy; 03-18-2013 at 04:37 PM. Reason: take that, st Patrick's day!

  6. #861

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    You didn't party hard enough. Square.

    help I'm dying

  7. #862

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jowy View Post
    I feel perfectly fine this morning!
    Top of the Morning, indeed

  8. #863

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shorty View Post
    You didn't party hard enough. Square.

    help I'm dying
    noob

  9. #864

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    giiiiiiiiiiiin

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  11. #866

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    that's a terrible mix D:

  12. #867

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    not TOGETHER

    fine.

    gin and tonic, which finished up my gin. then i drank beers.

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  14. #869
    I CAN'T IT'S 1:16 AM AND I'VE BEEN DRINKING

    the store that i would not drive drunk to anyway is closed so

  15. #870

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    Booze...
    with wine and some beer...

    These are the spirits of the drunk man's enterprise.
    His continuing mission: To destroy all vital organs.
    To puke out fast food and slow burning stomach acid.

    To boldly drink like no man has drank before!

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