The Drunk Thread

[Jowy]

Nobody here is worthy of calling themselves the cole traiiiiiiiin, baby! He's the most awesome character in the entire series.

[Shorty]

smurf my life forreal,

Stop being so black, you black guy.

cole traiiinn!

[Parker]

I was going to post that! First the cover picture and now this. You are on thin ice.

[Shorty]

I think you mean we're becoming besties.

[Gamblet]

Punch him in the face!

[Denmark]

Sarah's Besties, Vol. 340987234

[Shorty]

There are different formulas and layers and specifications.

[Parker]

im pretty deep i hope

[Parker]

in the layers i mean


only pontus has been deeper

and all those other guys

[Shorty]

[Citizen Bleys]

At the bar I stopped at on the way to my usual bar:

Me: Martini, no garnish.
Barkeep: With gin, or vodka?
Me (in a British accent): Why, gin, of course. I'm not a communist.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Nobody here is worthy of calling themselves the cole traiiiiiiiin, baby! He's the most awesome character in the entire series.

I'm the smurfin' Cole Train.

[kotora]

today, I found out there's actually alcohol in wine. Had about 3 bottles at the celebrate-new-issue drink at work. Ended up puking up the entire floor, and having my mom pick me up when everyone had left. And because I'm hardcore about being a journalist, I still went to the fashion show didn't make too much of a fool of myself, even though the girls were a bit upset about me being 2 hours late. But I explained that's just how I rol;

stuff to do tonight before people get suspicious!
- write article about the ladies' fashion show
- hope nobody smells/notices the puke on the work floor while I'm away

alcohol is bad

[Unbreakable Will]

Sigh, I haven't really drank in 6-7 months. I need a drink.

:cuch:

[Rebellious Eagle]

I really don't like the taste of alcoholic drinks unless they're super fruity/sweet/based in soda. Beer is something I will never understand.