He was swearing at this lady outside of the church and she started crying, and then he fell up the stairs. Lucky for him I was the only one who saw (excellent blackmail material), but otherwise he was playing fairly decently, a little bit better than I could when I used to at least!

He just had that "drunk walk" the whole day, and he was eating his lunch standing up! I was chatting him up to keep him busy though so he wouldn't get into any more trouble hahaha.