The Drunk Thread

[Chris]

You guys are so mean to me.

I tried some vodka, but it made me feel sick and I had to sit down.

[Denmark]

bailey's shots are okay as part of a carbomb (where they are supplemented by jameson)

[NorthernChaosGod]

Uh. Um. MMmmm. Hum. I feel like that would be wrong in some way. I just can't pinpoint -how- exactly.

'twas a perfectly innocent comment.

[Citizen Bleys]

How mad is it that I've never posted in here drunk

I've never even read this thread sober. You're doing it drawkcab.

Random drunk thought: SWO (Southwest Ontario) accents sound like a cross between Jamaican and copious quantities of mind-numbing drugs

[Scottie]

Well now. There might be a reason to come back to the place after all.

[Lonely Paper Star]

Friends, cookie baking, wine, and Cards Against Humanity. P good evening. Lolol. And I'm still feelign the effects of the wine. Whee.

[Flying Mullet]

Cards Against Humanity

YES

[Agent Proto]

I had some Newcastle Brown Ale last night, yessir!

[Shorty]

Newcastle is pretty good!

[Madame Adequate]

Newcastle is a horrid place and Newcastle Brown Ale is sewage. The only good thing to come from Newcastle is Tara.

Actually she does like brown things a lot though

[Shorty]

>Huxley telling me that my tastes are foul and that I am an unwashed, unshaven, shameless hippie

no surprise there

[Madame Adequate]

Well hey if the shoe fits...

[Parker]

i once drank many pints of newkie brown trying to keep up with my cousin and puked all over the table and in a pint glass (my friend accidentally drank from the pint glass and made no reaction - it was weird)

[Chris]

Went out tonight, had three Tequila shots, and I feel completely horrendous. My head is spinning and my heart feels like it is racing. I can feel this tingle throughout my body and I feel like I could sleep for a month straight.

[Shorty]

Better than smurfing bailey's, tell you what. You're a man, drink like one!