this is definitely the best thread, even when it's not activeOriginally Posted by ThornQueen
this is definitely the best thread, even when it's not active
Tonight my friend Tom is coming round for dinner...
Tom Collins >:3
I just mixed a Mike's Hard Lemonade freezer pack with about a hlf a glass of vodka...
by the gods... so drunk.
Because I'm one hell of a butler.
I'm trashed. Completely .. I'm getting my mom drunk now. Winning!!!!
Also.. we'z goin home with a cat? Wtf?
Angry Orrrchard
Angry Birds!!
I just had some Stone RuinTen IPA. Hard to find, hard to drink. It's a sipper. Had to tackle in it two attempts since it only comes in 22oz. Still got tipsy both times.
Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty
Little ball of fur...
Sleepy kitty, happy kitty
purr purr purr.
Why the hell are we taking a cat home? This isn't normal.
EDIT:
IT SHALL BE NAMED...
CAIT SITH.
Yeahhhh boy!
(how the hell do you pronounce that anyway? Like it's spelled?)
Kate Sith.
what's happening, I don't understand
I HAVE A CAT DAMNIT.
That's what's happening. And now we have to go get a mothereffing pet carrier and shhhhhh to take it home in in the morning.
It is now impossible for me to be ashamed of my drinking habit; I have never been so drunk I brought home a slag , leave alone a pet.
Lmao I questioned his sobriety and sanity all night.
And then he Cee Lo Greened that beesh and she rode either in his lap or on the console the entire way home. Totes ridic. There's cat hair everywhere.
I still question whether this was a good idea or not. Idk if she even knows what a litter box is.
Where were we Noxious?
Ah right;
"And Jesus turned water into wine. And a righteous party ensued, bringing love and rock and roll to Jews and Gentiles alike."
Because I'm one hell of a butler.
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