Seeing you on chat drunk, I'm not sure whether I prefer you drunk or not. Either way, a Happy BoB is a happy chat, as evidenced earlier today when you were inexorably happy!Originally Posted by Loony BoB
I've never been drunk, nor do I intend to, so I guess I couldn't answer that. I suppose my friends would like to see me drunk just so they could go "Oh my god, JORDAN is drunk? I thought I'd never see the day!"
Cayman Jack Margarita and soon it shall be a frozen Mike's and Vodka slushie.
Don't you smurfing judge me, that trout's good.
Because I'm one hell of a butler.
I worked eleven hours today and made bank.
double Jameson, one shot glass of water, four limes. yeah buddy.
I'm going to drink tonight because it is Freya's birthday. Well not because it's Freya's birthday... It's more like I feel better having the excuse.
I'm drinking 'cuz the Boyfriend wanted beer and so I can't just let him drink -alone- now can I?
On the other hand, this is the first time I've drank on a week night in awhile.
I had a $10 open bar and I'm still drunk. I licked my best friend's face too. smurf.
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Sadly, we're broke. Until tomorrow.
Been a while since I been up in this thread but had a pretty classy night on friday so I have decided to post about it.
Last week I was feeling kind of depressed and couldn't work out why but then I realised that it had been about 5 months since I was last properly drunk after getting regularly wasted every saturday so I resolved to get utterly monged in the near future. I invited a bunch of random people out and ended up having the most randomly insane party of people I've been out with in a while, cockney J was there naturally, also my friend Makoto-Chan who is some random 45 year old man who is my mongolian brother and an utter legend who kind of looks like a japanese version of Craig Charles. I met him about a week after I got here and he is good people. Then I invited a guy called Shinji out, who I met once when I was on holiday here three years ago and then added on facebook and did not really do much other than randomly like each others posts for ages, and who was actually living in Canada up until about two weeks ago when he came back so I thought it would be a good time to get him out. Also there was a girl I work with called Ayano who is probably the best friend I've made over here so far and we've been out a few times so I had to invite her. She brought a friend with her called Arisa who is currently on a break from studying at a university in filthy London who was also quite pretty. Then finally was another girl I work with called Megumi who is pretty cool and also her last name is Uematsu so she's automatically a hero in my book. Anyway barring me and J most of these people were meeting for the first time or second time at best so that was pretty amusing.
I decided to go to a bar owned by a friend I met who lives at the same place I live called Hiromi who is half Japanese, half Italian, in a pretty sweet place called Shiodome. He could not come until late in the evening though. It was the first time for everyone to go to shiodome and none of these Japanese people were actually born in Tokyo so we all got colossally lost and Ayano turned up an hour and 15 minutes late which was good because it meant I could shout at her about how Japanese people are supposed to be punctual and that she is a disgrace to her nation. So far we all just kind of drank and talked bulltrout, told stories and generally had a good time. It got kind of late and the girls decided they were gonna leave to go catch the last train (Ayano lives quite far out from central Tokyo) so that just left the guys. This is where things started to get comical. I should note that by this point I had not eaten anything since around noon and was on my 10th beer or so, so I was already quite happy.
First at around 11:45 Hiromi turned up at the bar finally, and with him was his 2 month old Son, Leon. Apparently his wife usually looks after the kid when he's at work but she was busy so he just said smurf it and brought him with him. Leon is a badman of the highest order, as soon as he saw us he was all smiles and just generally a dude of godlike proportions. Everyone in the bar was pretty much fawning over him because smurf yes. Then, J, Shinji and Makoto all had to go get the trains home, but for me Shiodome is not so far from my place so I decided to stay and drink more and this is when things got really D-on-a-night-out random.
First of all I moved over and sat at the bar and ended up sitting next to some random half-jap half-german guy called Max and started spouting utter bollocks at him about Germany as if I actually knew what I was talking about when really I was just drunkenly rambling about Jurgen Klinsmann's knees. Then Hiromi introduced me to some other guy called...something I can't remember? Whoever. But he was Japanese born and raised in Hawaii so I immediately started asking him if he got into street fights because BJ Penn taught me that hawaiians are all insane. I vaguely remember him looking quite disturbed. Then, after that, I turned around and saw that like some woman who was there was walking around with Leon. When she came close I was all "HEYYY LEON BAMBINO" because I'm British and therefore naturally predisposed to condescendingly use the 3 or 4 words of the languages of inferior european countries that I know when I encounter their people. I was giving him the whole baby talk (but drunkenly, so probably just slurring, I don't remember) and stuff, when the woman said something to me in Japanese. Not having any clue what she said I just replied with "Yes!", which she responded to by promptly depositing Leon in my lap and buggering off somewhere. This was at about 1 AM. So then for maybe half an hour I was sitting there happy as larry just chilling with Leon and talking utter shiet to him about how he has to wait for a few years before he can imbibe any of the sweet alcohol he can see, or something like that, I can't really remember what I was saying, just that everyone at the bar and behind it were laughing at whatever advice I was giving him.
At this point I really needed a piss so I gave Leon to his Dad and went off to do that. When I came back Max had left the bar and now I was sitting next to some random woman who kept looking at me and smiling every time I turned around to see what was going on so I started mumbling some inane bollocks to her, luckily she could speak English so she could half understand the words that came out coherantly. I don't really remember what I was talking to her about, only that it must have been good because when I woke up the next morning and went on Line to send a message to Ayano I noticed that some random strange woman was now on my contacts list and was entirely confused for about 15 seconds until I remembered her from the bar. Anyway at about 3 A.M me and Hiromi got a taxi back to our place, I passed out for 5 hours then woke up and went to work compeltely mashed off my tits and quietly developed a monsterous hangover which almost resulted in me violently puking all over my first student of the day. I made it through the day without doing that, though, thankfully.
anyway, in all, a successful night one feels.
Oddly I didn't come to this thread during my drunkeness.
I didn't either last night. But, I was too busy trying to force my BF into watching Nashville 'cuz.. I'm kind of addicted to the show now.
I should just never leave this thread.
looolllzzzz Right?
rob and i are drunk
yeah
I am in the same vodkas
whipped cream vodka and regular vodka yay
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