Denmark's going to get the ingredients for alcoholic Butterbeers. Getting drunk Harry Potter style, yo.
my hair is now blue
Firewhiskey XD
I'm pretty sure that's just code for moonshine. Lol
If two people are drunk and they hold a blanket in front of them it's totally true that no one on the other side has any idea they're kissing behind the blanket. It's true I promise.
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awwwwww kissing blanket nerds
Keep your hands where we can see them!
Busta Rhymes just popped into my head
thanks.
Hands were on the blanket!
Something has to hold it up.
Nerds don't do that
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I was so drunk Saturday, that someone got me to try something called "Fish Shots". I love fish, but OMG! It was horrendous.
I'm drunk. I want to be moar drunk.
the ten hour version is better
I'M DRUNK RIGHT NOW!
Here is to drinking and making phone calls that are mistakes that drive your life into depression!
<PaperStar> live fast, die young, bad plefs do it well