Cause EoFF loves their drinks, as can be seen by visiting General Chat at any given time.

Talk about what you're drinking, how drunk you are, or just mash the keyboard and pretend you're drunk. Whatever works for you!

I'm having wine coolers, or "pussy girly drinks" as Hux calls it. Eff that, I need at least some of my mental facilities tonight if I'm going to be playing Victoria 2.