As far as I can tell there's no thread for this yet, sooo...
Who here plays League of Legends?
What's your summoner name?
What champion(s) do you play as?
Do you have any hilarious stories?
My name on LoL is Neko V.
I mostly play as Black Mage (Veigar) and that adorable cold-blooded killing machine (Teemo).
Off the top of my head for hilarious stories...
1) Someone once said, after I killed him, that I would be much scarier if their Mordekaiser hadn't shut me down in the beginning of the game. I responded to this by finishing my deathcap and dropping Mordekaiser from full health and shields to dead in 3 shots. I then proceeded to focus him every time he stepped into my range for the rest of the game, with similar results.
2) A couple days ago I queued for a game with a few friends and picked Teemo as our team's ranged AD carry. I teleported to the outer bottom tower to make sure I could get into the grass and stealth before my opponents could get there. After about 15 seconds, Garen showed up and walked into the grass. One of the people I was queued with said "/all garen. spin right now. you'll hit teemo."
Had I been standing just a few more inches to the left, he would have hit me. I waited for him to stop before running away. The three of us were cracking up in our voice chat XD
(This happened a second time when I was stealthed in the bushes beside their blue buff golem camp. I was just as close to taking damage. I'm beginning to think someone doesn't like Teemo for some reason...)