Proto: After 36 years of development, mankind finally suceeded in creating the single most powerful being in the universe by combining laser cannons and a Worcestershire dispenser, resulting in a being that laughed in the face of kefka. Then he started watching ponies, and became slightly cooler (about 20%) and stopped fighting. In the game he plays the role of Cid, a large man who just happens to have laser cannon arms and likes to watch ponies and ignores all his customers unless they are talking about airships. All of his airships have cutie marks and are capable of making sonic rainbooms.

Fierytempest: talking horse vagina/summoner.