EoFF RPG Party!

[Laddy]

If EoFF was an RPG, who would be the party in it?

Jiro: Young energetic swordsman protagonist!
Freya: Spear-using fighter-healer badass chick!
Del Murder: Axe-wielding badass tank with mysterious past!
Pike: Smart staff-wielding mage chick!
Laddy: Rapier-wielding half/fighter half/mage filler guy!
PG: Comic relief wizard with laughably giant hammer!

It would pwn.

[Pike]

I would play this. Somebody needs to use RPG Maker and make this.

[NeoTifa]

And what, prey tell, would I be?

[Old Manus]

Now I want to play BAoTW Forever again.

[Psychotic]

Now I want to play BAoTW Forever again.

Now I want to make BAoTW Forever again.

I... I miss it.

[Freya]

Sweet I have a spear!

You should make a new one! WITH SPARKLES!

[Old Manus]

Now I want to play BAoTW Forever again.

Now I want to make BAoTW Forever again.

I... I miss it.

Make it again, exactly the same, except the Swans are no longer a football thread running gag

[Loony BoB]

Serious-ish People
Murd: Mr. Reliable. Average strength, average attack magic, high health. Basically your average protagonist.
Pike: Master strategist. Average healing magic, high level buffs and debuffs. Average strength, average health. Inevitably will become a general/commander of some sort on the good side of the fight.
foa: General badass. High in strength and health, basically beats the enemy to a pulp. Keeps people in line. Strikes fear into both allies and enemies alike. Basically, you don't smurf with foa.

Love Story Characters
o_O: Technician/Thief. Average strength and health. Highly effective against machines and good with locks/security. Think Locke, but less intentional thief, more "I happen to know how to open that lock" kind of guy.
Fujiko: White Mage. Has an enormous (quantity-wise) but expensive amount of armour options. Low health.

Comic Relief
Psy: Oddball blue mage/chemist mix. Makes very weird (yet very creative) weapons/items out of the remains of enemies you have defeated and uses them as a skill rather than base attack. Average health. Low strength, but relies more on creations than on attack. A little schizo - flicks between reasonable head and 'nutball' status without warning.
Jiro: Black Mage. Low health but high attack magic. Can on occasion injure himself by doing insane activities, including during battle. Just loses a bit of health for seemingly no reason whatsoever. Fantastic story-teller, though, and can drive rest of group forward during bad times.

Token Non-Human Characters
BoB: Chocobo. Average strength, average healing magic, high health. Refuses to let others ride him unless in dire situations.
Wolf Kanno: Wolf. High strength, average buffs and debuffs, average health. Wise character, sort of like Red XIII before Red XIII met his grandpa and instantly switched from wise beast to big baby.

Health order: BoB, Murd, foa, WK, Manus, o_O, Pike, Fujiko, Jiro.
Strength order: foa, WK, Murd, BoB, Manus, Pike, o_O, Fujiko, Jiro.

All characters capable of summons, but summons are fixed to specific members of EoFF.
Murd: eest, Miriel, Raistlin.
Pike: MILF, Shlup, Peegee.
foa: Kalen, theundeadhero, Roogle.
o_O: Samuraid, Baloki, Mirage.
Fujiko: Melissaur, Rantz, Marshall Banana.
Psy: Quin, Iceglow, Manus.
Jiro: G13, Freya, NCG.
BoB: smittenkitten, DK, Levian.
WK: Vivi22, Jessweeee♪, Shiny.

As for what each of the summons do, well, that's a whole new story. I've ideas for some, but not all! Non-summonable (ie, random) summons would be HC, blackmage_nuke and a combination of edczxcvbnm and Sephex.

[Psychotic]

Professor Oak:
OLD MANUS! Do you understand why you lost? You
have forgotten to treat your FOOTBALLERS with
trust and love!

[Ultima Shadow]

All I need for my RPG party is myself and some hot babes.

[Old Manus]

Professor Oak:
OLD MANUS! Do you understand why you lost? You
have forgotten to treat your FOOTBALLERS with
trust and love!

[Loony BoB]

Following on my previous post, the summons!

eest: repo-man spanner attack. Physical damage.
Miriel: Esuna and Regen on all allies. Miriel will not arrive if summoned when there are flying enemies.
Raistlin: Damage to all enemies, but also damages other members in party.
MILF: Transforms Pike into a robot for three turns, increasing physical damage dramatically but removing her ability to cast (ie, buff/debuff) or summon.
Shlup: Bitches out an enemy, causing it to get Stop status for a few turns.
Peegee: Confuses all enemies, and probably confuses the player, too, somehow.
Kalen: Extremely heavy damage to one enemy.
theundeadhero: Grants foa undead status (ie cannot be killed unless healed) for three turns, then reverts her to previous health and status.
Roogle: Dismisses weaker enemies with a formal statement.
Samuraid: Guaranteed steal from all enemies.
Baloki: Increases productivity (Haste on all allies).
Mirage: Makes all allies invisible and thus impervious to attack for three turns.
Melissaur: Stomps on all the enemies dealing physical damage (like any good dinosaur would).
Rantz: Bacon lands on field, healing all male allies significantly.
MB: Strawberries land on field, healing all female allies significantly.
Quin: Changes the HP/MP of an opponent with his own.
Iceglow: Puts all enemies to sleep.
Manus: Swansea play Liverpool in a cup match. If Liverpool win, Psy regains all health and Manus punches a single enemy. If it's a Swansea win, the enemy (and Psy) are silenced and Psy gets protect(ive).
G13: Guards Jiro for three physical attacks.
Freya: Steps in for Jiro. Casts three random black magic spells over the next three turns, with Jiro gaining rather than losing the MP that would have been used for those spells.
NCG: Flash attack. Blinds all the poor, unsuspecting enemies.
smitten: Heal/Protect on all allies.
DK: Damages all enemies. Damage increases should Psy be in your party.
Levian: Lev walks by and all the enemies are charmed.
Vivi22: Increases experience gained by party members for this battle.
Jessweeee♪: Adds healing to all buff spells.
Shiny: Adds haste to all buff spells.

And the random summons (naturally they don't appear in boss fights)...
HC: Hits an enemy for 1,000 health. Obviously.
blackmage_nuke: Only appears after one of your allies has been KO'd. nuke picks up the KO'd character's weapon and hits the toughest enemy with it, killing the enemy.
edc & Sephex: They unleash the fury with some heavy metal, and all characters get their limit break next turn.

Oh man, now I need to think up limit breaks.

[Psychotic]

if anyone does want to play an EoFF RPG:

http://home.eyesonff.com/general-arc...ntasy-rpg.html is of course my lovechild

I also always had a soft spot for Rase's. http://home.eyesonff.com/general-gam...ake-382-a.html

Also I remember that one time I teamed up with Marick, Laddy, Hsu and others to make an RPG. It was called REM Saga and it was going to be a series of short episodes, all written as a bunch of dreams. Each chapter would start with the main character of that chapter waking up and going "wtf did I just dream?" Anyway those lazy smurfers never did anything (Hsu may have actually idk) but I put a fair bit into mine and I quite liked it. NEVER TEAM UP WITH EoFFERS!

[Jiro]

Any EoFF RPG I made would have Loony BoB mentoring a bunch of newbies into a supreme fighting force.

[Loony BoB]

Also I remember that one time I teamed up with Marick, Laddy, Hsu and others to make an RPG. It was called REM Saga and it was going to be a series of short episodes, all written as a bunch of dreams. Each chapter would start with the main character of that chapter waking up and going "wtf did I just dream?" Anyway those lazy smurfers never did anything (Hsu may have actually idk) but I put a fair bit into mine and I quite liked it. NEVER TEAM UP WITH

Marick