Robbin' Shorty Blind

[Jiro]

So I'll be visiting Shorty in May. Damn girl still owes me that beer mug. I have already made plans to retrieve this from her, but it has come to my attention that there are other things she has been holding out on. Loony BoB informs me that she is many years overdue with letters. GIRL CAN'T EVEN MAIL LETTERS.

So this thread is here for everyone to tell me what Shorty owes you so I can retrieve it from her.

[Rantz]

My virginity.

[Jiro]

That will be a hard one to retrieve for you but I'll do my best sir!

[Peegee]

That will be a hard one to retrieve for you but I'll do my best sir!

great Rantz comes in and claims his territory

I'm going to visit Rubahs later this year and I asked Shorty to visit. She said yes! So we're going to have fun and go to bars and cook and do whatever

[NorthernChaosGod]

She has a bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue Label she owes me.

[Peegee]

She has a bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue Label she owes me.

You're going to visit me as well. Stop your worrying.

[Sephex]

I again find myself wishing that I had time and resources to pull off EoFF visits. The frustrating part is that it's mainly time holding me back.

[Bunny]

I believe she owes me a high-five.

[Agent Proto]

I think Shorty owes me something, I just don't remember what that is. So I guess she lucked out giving me anything that she may owe me.

[Jiro]

I will extract something of value from her for you Agent Proto. Bunny, I will grab that high five and get it to you asap.

Sephex, hit me up brother. Where do you live and when can I visit?

[Peegee]

I will extract something of value from her for you Agent Proto. Bunny, I will grab that high five and get it to you asap.

Sephex, hit me up brother. Where do you live and when can I visit?

Okay I'll stop derailing this thread (even though it is partially on topic since you are talking about shorty) and ask you to do nothing but talk about PG when you meet her.

[Jiro]

I promise you the first thing I say to her will be along the lines of "SO THAT PG FELLA HUH? "

[Roto13]

I don't remember which one is Shorty and which one is Shiny.

[Crop]

When I was in the US no one visited me
When I return in June I shall be knocking down doors, I assure you all.

[Madame Adequate]

She owes me a picture of her exposed breasts.