Self explanatory. Discuss Palmer and all his shortcomings.
streme Wheelie
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Why is Palmer so useless?
Self explanatory. Discuss Palmer and all his shortcomings.
Lard.
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I don't remember what I answered to "Why is Keepa fat?", but it's probably the same answer.
Because he gets hit by a random truck when he is running away on his fat legs.
His but is shaped like a duck-butt.
Originally Posted by Fynn
>shortcomings
>Palmer is the shortest adult in the game of any plot significance.
I'm on to you, Jiro. Well played.
streme Wheelie
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I'm not always a genius, but when I am, it's accidental.
I would like to point out bugenhagen is shorter.
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streme Wheelie
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He floats a good foot above the ground though.
Well, he is millennium years old too, old people shorten up you know.
Also president shinra, don corneo, jenovas head.
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The game needed more Palmer moments.
"... and so I close, realizing that perhaps the ending has not yet been written."
Cloud faced Rufus 1v2 whereas it took all three party members to stand up to Palmer.
Just saying...
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streme Wheelie
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And then Palmer was defeated by a truck. Obviously the party was taking it easy.
Did Palmer die after that?
Or did he just pull a Regina George?
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