I had a guy swear to me three consecutive semesters that he would do all in his power to find me a position at his firm. And never so much as got a response from him.

I did get a phone and later, in-person out-of-state interview with another firm I completely forgot I had talked to. but that also amounted to naught, in the end.

The best swag I got was $20 in iTunes credits from the Navy