Why? Because, I know you won't believe such a shocking thing, you will see gay people! THE HORROR

Apparently the first Saturday of every June is "Gay Day" at Disney, where a bunch of gay people visit and have a gay orgy enjoy the rides and stuff. If you know what I mean.

The Florida Family Association is not gay about Gay Day. They try to spread the message so moral, god-fearing families know to keep their kids away.

Last year Florida Family Association hired an aircraft company to pull a banner for ten hours the day before and ten hours the day of to warn families about this offensive event before they arrived at the park on Saturday.

The airplane banner influenced mainstream family attendance at Disney during Gay Day to DROP between 50% to 60% [Me: and this statistic is clearly the result of objective studies with clear definitions]. We believe this aircraft banner warning to families SPARED TENS OF THOUSANDS of children from the unexpected exposure to this coming out party. This airplane banner is the most cost effective manner to warn families before they:

• Expose their children to same-sex revelry.

• Spend hundreds of dollars on tickets.

• Pay for parking.

• Commit a day for fun now ruined.

• Purchase food and novelties.
Good for them, saving families from wasting money on what they had planned to be a fun day filled with non-gay enjoyment. Gay people ruin everything, even Disney. I hope Disney World scrubs down the rides afterward, or innocent families on June 3rd may catch AIDS or something.