That smurfING BITCH JUST STOLE ALL MY MATERIA.

"But Jiro, you knew it was coming!"

Yes, that is true. I knew the bitch would steal my materia once I began the Wutai sidequest. My problem is that I thought I had enough excess materia to be left with some. A few pieces with which to kick ass and take names.

"But Jiro, you were left with materia!"

YEAH TWO smurfING FIRE MATERIAS YOU smurfING PRICKS.

Goddamn this Wutai sidequest. Guess I'll just have to punch and kick and cut and stab my way to victory instead. What a bitch.