Not exactly the same, but
Past me won £500,000 and was going through the fine print because he couldn't believe it was true. Everything checked out. Past me thought about all the things that he could do with the money.
Present me woke up from Past me's dream. Today is, therefore, one big fat disappointment.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Past me is unlucky. Past me didn't get to see the hot chick in the video. <3
Though since BoB has opened the door to Dream us, I am jealous of Dream me since he got to molest Harley Quinn the other night.
Past me procastinates. Future me doesn't learn. Both mes are pricks.
Past me masturbates a lot. Present me will never catch up...
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