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    have you considered surgery
    not for your sake
    it's just that cat's never gonna get laid with a human head attached to it

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    Shave it off I guess.

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    Feed it, love it, care for it. Not because I love cats, but because, when it grows up, it can claw the eyes of your enemies.

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    Roto has suddenly become adorable. <3

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    IT'S NOT A TUMOR

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    Seems Legit.
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    Neat. You should probably get it excised.



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    I was doing some studying and i don't know how to tell you this, but.
    A kitten growing out of your head is the first symptom of mewsingtons syndrome. it starts with a kitten in your head, then one comes out of your leg, your arms, your anus, and finally the mother kitten bursts out of your chest, like the movie alien, only much much worse. Based on the photograph, I'd say you have about a month to live.
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    wait that's what you look like?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
    IT'S NOT A TUMOR
    It's a rare Maritime Miniature Attack Puma! RUN ROTO! SAVE YOURSELF!

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    Jesus kitty-f***ing Christ...

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    Beware. It has +4 against vikings...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giga Guess View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
    IT'S NOT A TUMOR
    It's a rare Maritime Miniature Attack Puma! RUN ROTO! SAVE YOURSELF!
    How did a Maritime Miniature Attack Puma make its way to Toronto!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roto13 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Giga Guess View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
    IT'S NOT A TUMOR
    It's a rare Maritime Miniature Attack Puma! RUN ROTO! SAVE YOURSELF!
    How did a Maritime Miniature Attack Puma make its way to Toronto!
    They're sneaky little things, stalking their prey relentlessly.

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