BREAKING: Anyone who wants to be a CK should Date MILF

[G13]

I have this uncanny ability to hate all of you.

Except you. You know who you are.

[Pheesh]

So it's like Good Luck Chuck?

Congrats MILF, your life is a really bad Dane Cook movie.

[Old Manus]

I slept with Psychotic under promises of making admin and immediately realised my mistake and that I was being used when I heard him shout 'Andy Carroll!' when he reached climax.

(SPOILER)Yet he was the best I ever had

[KentaRawr!]

In all my 19 years I have never been in a relationship.

Someone date me.

[Jinx]

In all my 19 years I have never been in a relationship.

Someone date me.

Just show em yr boobies

[KentaRawr!]

In all my 19 years I have never been in a relationship.

Someone date me.

Just show em yr boobies

I don't have those.

[Pike]

In all my 19 years I have never been in a relationship.

Someone date me.

wtf Kent really? But you're so cute!

But yeah don't feel bad my first boyfriend happened when I was... I wanna say 22. Mighta been 21.

[Peegee]

In all my 19 years I have never been in a relationship.

Someone date me.

I'm going to explain something that hopefully you won't do like everybody else and not listen:

don't chase girls. instead improve yourself.

in fact, your default action whenever in doubt is to better yourself.

[Shlup]

Spoiler alert: Everyone on staff has dated MILF at one time or another.

His penis is... okay.

[Crop]

I'm Jason Bourne.

[Jinx]

In all my 19 years I have never been in a relationship.

Someone date me.

I'm going to explain something that hopefully you won't do like everybody else and not listen:

don't chase girls. instead improve yourself.

in fact, your default action whenever in doubt is to better yourself.

TREAT EM MEAN, KEEP EM KEEN!

[Shiny]

This. Cannot. Beeee! He is way too tall. I'm pretty sure my face would align with his crotch.

[Loony BoB]

To become admin, you must first register at EoFF and then have your daughter marry another admin. Good luck, everyone!

I have the opposite effect to MILF.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

This. Cannot. Beeee! He is way too tall. I'm pretty sure my face would align with his crotch.

Sounds like the date would go really well.

[Peegee]

In all my 19 years I have never been in a relationship.

Someone date me.

I'm going to explain something that hopefully you won't do like everybody else and not listen:

don't chase girls. instead improve yourself.

in fact, your default action whenever in doubt is to better yourself.

TREAT EM MEAN, KEEP EM KEEN!

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