I have way too many clothes. But I will tell you I have nothing at all to wear. I will tell you that, and it is a lie, but I really feel that way.
Tomorrow I have to thin out some of my clothes and I just don't know how I'm going to do it and not feel like I have nothing to wear.
I have two HUGE suitcases full of clothes in storage right now that I haven't even seen in three years. But I need them. I really think it's borderline hoarding. Maybe not really, my whole life isn't piles of clothes, but maybe someday it will be and then I'll get on TV.
There are things in my closet I have never even worn. Too many things.
Are you like me? Do you have way too many clothes but still feel like you look stupid all the time and have nothing presentable? Yes I know that it's not the clothes' fault I look stupid, shut your face.
Do you hoard anything else? Have a collection of Barbies that's taking over your house? Embarrass your family with your "erotica of the world" collection on your living room wall? Also, do you want a purple dress?