I went to my high school graduation to flout the fact I was going to a great school in the faces of other people's parents and to make my dad proud.

I will go to my college graduation, if that ever happens, to make my dad proud.

I like my rituals. Birthday cake and supper of choice for your birthday. Exchanging gifts on Christmas morning at an ungodly hour then going back to bed surrounded by loot.

Here's the dress you're wearing for our overpriced, extravaganza wedding, Raistlin.