Don't go gay!
In Nebraska, one city has held hearings on the issue of whether the government should protect homosexuals from discrimination. One woman stood up and gave a very insightful answer, full of little-known facts about gay people.
As you probably know, The Gay is a very dangerous disease that affects roughly 10% of the population. What you may not know about gays and gay activities is that:
1. Gays love to see people perishing and are genociders.
2. Anal sex makes you more likely to kill people.
3. Only gay people care about gender studies.
4. Gay people almost all die by the time they're 40, either because their gay partner kills them or they kill themselves over being gay.
5. Anal licking can kill you within 30 minutes without immediate medical attention.
6. Gay people molest kids because they don't have AIDS yet.
7. Whitney Houston was found dead and naked... and therefore was killed by a gay?
8. Girls in college are date-raped into becoming lesbians.
9. Bisexuals always go insane.
10. Judas was gay, and if you choose gay rights you hate Jesus.
Another gay expert has warned that we must make being gay illegal before the gays rape all our kids. It's not the zombie apocalypse we should be worrying about, but the Gay Apocalypse, or Gaypocalypse, where the gays overrun society, take our kids, and turn everything into one big orgy.
What other commonly-unknown facts about gays do you know?
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Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar
