Don't go gay!

[Peegee]

Gayness is communicated by sight. If you look at one in the eyes for 12 seconds, you become a gay.
If you touch a gay on the mouth you become one.
If one ever sees your penis, they transmit the virus by sight and make you one.
Don't share a hat or socks with a gay as their lice carry the disease.
participating in a 3 way with only one woman automatically makes you gay.

I spent an afternoon with Toland. Am I gay?

He's a fag though, not a homosexual. Does it only matter for homos or does it apply to fags too?