Oh god, the Japanese is even worse!
*Barret in a sailor outfit*
Cloud: "You look like a bear wearing a marshmallow"
The lemons rant - Portal 2
"All this dampness is damp." - Sahz, Final Fantasy XIII
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Basically everything in Portal 2 is great.
"HEY! LISTEN!" - The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
*Attempts to slice Navi in two for the nine-hundreth time*
Pitiful mortal, your hope ends here! (super ultra mega stereo voice switchover) And your meaningless existence with it!
Seymour, FFX
"You will regret randomly encountering me!"
- Lucius (I might have the name wrong) Trinity Universe
"Praise the Sun!" - Players in Dark Souls.
Also; "I can't take this..." - Players in Dark Souls.
Love it.
Oscar the Automaton with a Heart
I have never cried due to a game, but man, this really hit me hard:
"Kate Walker, I am really very pleased to have met you. It was really a very beautiful voyage. Now it is time to say farewell... Automatons are constructed to serve man... Goodbye, Kate Walker. I have perfectly understood, Kate Walker. I am only an automaton and... It is time I served some purpose."
"this is ur story" ~ auron
"do u think love can bloom on the battle field" ~ solidsnake
"remirez, shoot the badies" ~ oscar mike (cod:mw2)
"NO JOHN U ARE THE DEMONS" ~ doomguy
"..." ~ halo
"enough mario...its enough...pull out now" ~ luigi
there was a picture here
'Welcome to die!' - Magneto, X-Men Arcade Game
Proud to be the Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer of Eyes on Final Fantasy!
When I grow up, I want to go toBovineTrump University! - Ralph Wiggum
War. War never changes.
Go for the eyes, Boo! Go for the eyes! RAAARGH!
There will once be a day when Tiax will point and click!
Please don't bother me as I plot to overthrow you...
Baldur's Gate <3
Oh and:
"I'm Harold, the tree's name is Bob."