BREAKING: Anyone who wants to be a CK should Date MILF

[Pike]

MILF will never be a mod himself, of course, because that would take away his power. His power being that anyone who dates him inevitably becomes a mod. Feels good man.

ITT we talk about EoFF super powers. Or dating other EoFFers. Or something. I dunno, pick a topic.

[Laddy]

I have a power of not being banned. Yay me!

[Roto13]

Now I don't know who's dating who any more.

[Hollycat]

I have the power of reincarnation.

Same here, I know nothing.

[Parker]

i post a lot about semen/dongs/breasts and never get in trouble

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I posted about things like Pike's serrated robo-gina, and raping DD with an almond butter slathered erection. No banning occurred.

[Parker]

thanks. now im turgid.

[krissy]

i am dating everybody

[Jinx]

He has power through you.


I know because of Pontus.


I KNOW HUXLEY I KNOW

[Sephex]

So who do you have to date to be an admin? That's the REAL question...

[Rye]

Huxley threatens the shinra with his duck farts until his main squeeze gets in on the CK action.

[fire_of_avalon]

I uh. I... got nothing.

[Laddy]

You may not know this, but Jiro and I are totally dating. He's actually quite the sumbmissive one, too. He has no problems taking orders.

[Agent Proto]

MILF will never be a mod himself, of course, because that would take away his power. His power being that anyone who dates him inevitably becomes a mod. Feels good man.

ITT we talk about EoFF super powers. Or dating other EoFFers. Or something. I dunno, pick a topic.

I don't know how this is breaking news, it's been fact for quite awhile now since you became mod.

[Jiro]

Dating MILF got me my job on EoFF staff. Then he broke up with me and I got sad and fired