HELP I'M KIDNAPPED

[Peegee]

GREETINGS I AM SPEAKING ON BEHALF OF ONE OF YOUR MEMBERS. WE HAVE HELD HIM HOSTAGE IN OUR UNDERGROUND LAYER WHERE HE WILL REMAIN UNTIL WE RECEIVE OUR DEMANDS IN FULL!!!

IF YOU VALUE YOUR MEMBERS AT ALL YOU WILL TAKE HEED OF THIS!!!!!


1) WE DEMAND THAT YOU BRING 20 THOUSAND RUPEES IN CASH. DEPOSIT THE MONEY IN A BRIEFCASE THAT IS LEFT AT THE GARBAGE BIN. YOU WILL KNOW IT IS THE RIGHT ONE - IT WILL HAVE A PIKACHU THAT WE TOOK FROM THE VICTIM'S CAR

2) EYES ON FINAL FANTASY WILL RELEASE ALL KNOWN INFORMATION ABOUT THIS INDVIDUAL TO THE PUBLIC - STATS, FACTS, SECRET POSTS, HIDDEN TRASH POSTS, AND THE COLLECTION OF PICTURES THAT WE ARE CERTAIN HAVE NOT BEEN DELETED. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY IMPORTENT - WE NEED TO KNOW YOU ARE SERIOUS

3) DELIVERY OF ALL STRAY CATS AND DOGS. DOGS MUST BE THROWABLE DOGS AND CATS MUST BE ABLE TO BE CARRIED BY BITING AND CATS!

4) BRING BACK THE B FORUM

IF THESE DEMADNS ARE NOT MET IN 50 HOURS WE WILL EXECUTE YOUR MOST TREASURED MEMBER YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED NOW BID YOUR TIME

[Jinx]

20,000 Rupees?

*gets to chopping grass in Kokiri Forest*


wait
its just PG

[Hollycat]

Dammit, looks like I'm going to die.

[Agent Proto]

Who's a bad enough dude to rescue PG?

[Hollycat]

Wait, I thought it said most valued, this is about PG?

pfffft. just press the return button on the pokeball.

[Sephex]

But my wallet only allows me to carry 999 rupees!

[Laddy]

I found two garbage bins with Pikachu on them. Which one do I choose? This so difficult.

[Jiro]

Hypoallergenic Cactuar can step up to the plate then. He can be the new Peegee.

[Peegee]

Hypoallergenic Cactuar can step up to the plate then. He can be the new Peegee.

Even you, Jiro, cannot keep up with me. You fail.

I sometimes joke I can be replaced with a chat bot. Sadly you've proven that false.

[Jiro]

THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "HEY JIRO BE ME" AND "HEY JIRO GET ME BANNED" YOU KNOW. smurf.

[Peegee]

THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "HEY JIRO BE ME" AND "HEY JIRO GET ME BANNED" YOU KNOW. smurf.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Jiro]

Of course you smurfing don't

[Sylvie]

I'll smurfing kill every single one of you.

[Jiro]

It might liven the place up a little. Pun fully intended.

[Sylvie]

I'll save you for last, Jiro, my sweet.