The decision of where to go rests solely on which animal I want to eat:

do I want beef burgers, or chicken?

If it's beef burgers, and i really want a good one - I go to Harvey's (I don't think this exists in usa but screw you). Once upon a time I went to a magical place called Jack-in-the-Box but alas, they have reduced their burger size by 90% since Mandee got married.

If it's chicken - there really aren't very many good chicken places. For strict fast food cravings, I've trained myself to drool when I think about McDonald's Mc Chicken or jr chicken sammiches. I used to like Burger King chicken sammiches but not any more (Burger King also happens to a close #2 when it comes to burgers)

Actually McDonald's for Angus burgers are good, assuming they even have them.

Wendy's Baconator if I want to eat Bacon.

I hate KFC

I will never go into a Popeye's Chicken place

I've been to white castle. Overrated.

No other place/name is good, or I haven't been to one.