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  1. 05-13-2012, 05:30 PM #1
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    :monster: BREAKING: Anyone who wants to be a CK should Date MILF

    MILF will never be a mod himself, of course, because that would take away his power. His power being that anyone who dates him inevitably becomes a mod. Feels good man.

    ITT we talk about EoFF super powers. Or dating other EoFFers. Or something. I dunno, pick a topic.
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  2. 05-13-2012, 05:33 PM #2
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    I have a power of not being banned. Yay me!


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    Now I don't know who's dating who any more.
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    I have the power of reincarnation.

    Same here, I know nothing.
    This post brought to you by the power of boobs. Dear lord them boobs. Amen
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    i post a lot about semen/dongs/breasts and never get in trouble
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    I posted about things like Pike's serrated robo-gina, and raping DD with an almond butter slathered erection. No banning occurred.
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    thanks. now im turgid.
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    i am dating everybody
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    He has power through you.


    I know because of Pontus.


    I KNOW HUXLEY I KNOW
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.
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    So who do you have to date to be an admin? That's the REAL question...
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    Huxley threatens the shinra with his duck farts until his main squeeze gets in on the CK action.

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    I uh. I... got nothing.

    Signature by rubah. I think.
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    You may not know this, but Jiro and I are totally dating. He's actually quite the sumbmissive one, too. He has no problems taking orders.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
    MILF will never be a mod himself, of course, because that would take away his power. His power being that anyone who dates him inevitably becomes a mod. Feels good man.

    ITT we talk about EoFF super powers. Or dating other EoFFers. Or something. I dunno, pick a topic.
    I don't know how this is breaking news, it's been fact for quite awhile now since you became mod.

    Apparently, I have been declared banished.
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  15. 05-14-2012, 05:31 AM #15
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    Dating MILF got me my job on EoFF staff. Then he broke up with me and I got sad and fired

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.
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