Good day, Eyes on Final Fantasy viewers. Welcome to Far. Right. Fight. The only show in which far-right political theorists get to TEAR. tit. UP. I am your host Laddy and I shall host this BATTLE! TO! THE! DEAAAATTTTHHHH!!!!!

So turn in your Communist Manifestos for the world's BEST fiction pseudo-philosophy novel/scared text, Ayn Rand's smurf you to the wor-er, magnum opus: Atlas! Shrugged!!!!!!!

It's right versus right, conservative versus conservative, and man versus man! Who wins? We all do!