*elbows his way into the conversation as an internet jackass and a southerner*

You sir, grilled food or had a "cook-out". Bar-b-queing implies a smoker, and things such as smoked beef brisquet (innuendo probably intended), pulled pork (innuendo totally intended), ribs, and perhaps even some chicken. (or smoked cock. No innuendo.)

You also need a sauce. Generally something tomato, vinegar, or mustard based. Other bases for your sauce are out there. (What? Make your own damn jokes you lazy assholes).

I love being lazy all day and grilling some burgers and hot dogs on the weekend.