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SCP 173 is the most boring and prosaic SCP of every single one of them. They could have an inanimate carbon rod that does absolutely nothing spooky and it'd be more interesting than 173.
The best one is SCP-914 - The SCP Foundation
Input: 1 cellphone belonging to ███████ (setting: 1:1)

Output: 1 cellphone, although different make and model
[q]
Setting: 1:1
Output: One (1) chessboard, white king's pawn moved up 2 spaces.
Input: board as above, with black pawn moved to legal position
Setting: 1:1
Output: One (1) chessboard, as above with white queen moved diagonally to legal position.
Professor "Q": Yes, I've been playing chess with 914. Yes, I'm aware it's probably non-sentient, but that hardly explains why it's winning.[/q]