Be sure to mention your mother as much as possible, and if you can, find a way to talk about folding your mothers undergarments after they are washed. Also, stick your pinkie in your ear and dig a little, then pull it out and smell it, then lick it.

Wear extremely short jean shorts that are about 3 sizes too small, girl love that.
Wear crocs. That is rule #1.
make sure and wear both either a cowboy hat and a shirt with a picture of mario on it, or 14th century formal attire.
Fart loudly everytime she begins to speak, she needs to learn quickly that she is there for sandwiches, not for talking.
Make her make you sandwiches.
Constantly you the word fo'shizzle.
Rub just a little cow poo on your face so she knows you are down to earth.
if you have a scab, pick at it constantly.

If you go with a girl to a restaurant, go to the bathroom and make sure she knows you didn't wash your hands, and perhaps let some toilet paper stick to your shoe. Then touch all her food.
stick things in your nose.

Call all girls Bernice, they love it.
every now and then, raise your last knuckle of your right index finger to your hand and inhale deeply through your nose. If she asks you about it, ignore her, women like men of mystery.
hit on every girl you see while on a date, it makes your date jealous.