Final Fantasy VIII's cast was atrocious. I hate every single one of the characters besides Quistis, because for the most part, she keeps her damn mouth shut and doesn't act like a smurfing 13-year-old.

Zell is probably the most rage inducing piece of trout in the entire game. I was genuinely angry when he was saved from choking on his hot dogs. Zell's character arc is non-existent. It begins and ends with hot dogs, and he does not once cease being an annoying jackass.

Squall is autistic.

Selphie serves no purpose in the game other than being the obligatory subject of sex fantasies involving a peppy preteen-flavored schoolgirl.


smurf it, I could keep going, but there's too much to hate about the characters and storyline in this game.