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    Grin God has a womb

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    how else could we explain this?

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    It's a painting


    there was a picture here

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    actually

    it's a digital image of a painting

    come on guys step up your iq game

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    Grin

    what is it with you people and threads started by PG that explains the drop in IQ?

    Whether it's a painting or a digital painting or whatever krissy was trying to express, those two people were born from a womb.

    How is that possible?

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    They also look derpy as smurf

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    Actually if you follow the story of Genesis God made Adam in his image. Therefore God has a bellybutton. Therefore he was born.

    Duh.

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    BECAUSE IT'S FUNNIER than making a legitimate post that goes on about how biblical artist represent biblical characters as similar to their audience ie Jesus being white, adam and eve being womb-born humans

    likely the artist had models who had been born from wombs themselves
    or did not consider a possible difference in anatomy when representing the two in the painting

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    Quote Originally Posted by krissy View Post
    BECAUSE IT'S FUNNIER than making a legitimate post that goes on about how biblical artist represent biblical characters as similar to their audience ie Jesus being white, adam and eve being womb-born humans

    likely the artist had models who had been born from wombs themselves
    or did not consider a possible difference in anatomy when representing the two in the painting
    that doesn't explain why all of my threads end up getting closed unless I post links to pokemon or talk about cats.

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    Its possible this isnt an image of the first humans, rather an image of two nudists who happen to be in a garden with snakes, enjoying apples
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peegee View Post
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    how else could we explain this?
    The stories are not literal. They were not meant to be literal, and the Church has reconciled this.

    The stories in Genesis are based on symbolism, actually. The literal interpretation is not orthodoxy., it was produced by 7th day adventists.

    For example, the Serpent is the angel who fell from grace. Notice the metaphor: he was cursed to crawl on his belly.

    Noah sent out a dove., ehat is the symbol of peace? Noah's Ark teels a very different story then in literal terms. There was an actual local flood, and imagine the trepidation and trials that beset people at the time. People would war over each other for resources or to secure their safety. The story of Noah is a trial not of ocean, but of mankind.

    Mankind was produced by evolution. We are the clay, and He is the Potter. We are made from the dust of the Earth. This literally stated in the Bible.
    Last edited by Sum1sGruj; 06-04-2012 at 05:30 AM. Reason: clarification;misquote

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    krissy nailed it as far as I'm concerned. foa's idea also works for me.
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    Grin

    What are you guys talking about???

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    Boring religion ****.

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    Drawing a realistic(ish) person without a bellybutton, would be just plain weird, though. I can hardly imagine a person without a bellybutton. The artist probably even less so.

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    Eve has nice tits.
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