"Oops, I forgot"

[Sylvie]

When people let me borrow things, I keep them until they want them back. Usually I am able to keep them long enough to the point where they either don't care if they have it anymore, they forget they ever had it, or getting it back is too much trouble than it's worth.

[Jiro]

A couple of days ago I found it. Ooops. I haven't seen this person for at least 7 years, but I'll see if I can track him down and return it.

Well aren't you just the goodest son of a bitch ever