"Oops, I forgot"

[Pike]

So I was derping through news articles today and found this one about a library book that was returned after 80 years. What's the longest you've, erm, "borrowed" something?

I've still got CDs I borrowed from my friends back in high school.

[Sephex]

My cousin brought over a bunch of NES games for a New Years party back when the Playstation/N64 was in its prime. He left them at my parent's house that night and they have been mine ever since. He actually knows this and doesn't care at all.

[Peegee]

I return things I borrow. But in grade school somebody 'gave' me a toy which I kept for days until probably their parent complained and I gave it back.

Kids don't understand give and borrow.

Anyway I think my friends still have each other's things. It's hilarious because they'll just hold on to it for years and years (like books and the like)

Did I lend my friend my Kevin Smith batman books? I still need to do that. Ohoho I might never see them again!

[Zeldy]

I've still got my friend's fancy dress, but it's really good, and I covered it in alcohol on accident and it needs dry cleaning.

[Jiro]

Anything I borrowed and forgot to return was probably brought up at another point where we decided meh whatever you just hang onto it. Same thing with things I've lent out. It's all about give and take.

[Sum1sGruj]

So I was derping through news articles today and found this one about a library book that was returned after 80 years. What's the longest you've, erm, "borrowed" something?

I've still got CDs I borrowed from my friends back in high school.

All things belong to God. You borrow them. Therefore, whatever your age is, is your max.

Religious post. Haters gon hate

[krissy]

ah, but what if i've 'borrowed' an ancient treasure from a museum; it is much older than i am, and will be my max until i sell it!

i've just had to pay a buck 50 to the library the other day for keeping like 10 comics overdue
it keeps happening lately

[Bunny]

I don't borrow things from people. I steal them.

[Laddy]

I borrow life.

[Sum1sGruj]

?

ah, but what if i've 'borrowed' an ancient treasure from a museum; it is much older than i am, and will be my max until i sell it!

i've just had to pay a buck 50 to the library the other day for keeping like 10 comics overdue
it keeps happening lately

God.

Aka Jesus. You've heard of the Trinity right?

Jesus Christ

Yeah, you owe Him. A life, so to speak.

Or not., He gave His life so that you may keep on going. Be a comedian out of tht one D)

[Jiro]

I tried to be a comedian but I just... what did you even say?

[Sum1sGruj]

I tried to be a comedian but I just... what did you even say?

Yeah, you tried and failed.
What else did you expectfrom me?
I meant what I said

[blackmage_nuke]

?

ah, but what if i've 'borrowed' an ancient treasure from a museum; it is much older than i am, and will be my max until i sell it!

i've just had to pay a buck 50 to the library the other day for keeping like 10 comics overdue
it keeps happening lately

God.

Aka Jesus. You've heard of the Trinity right?

Jesus Christ

Yeah, you owe Him. A life, so to speak.

Or not., He gave His life so that you may keep on going. Be a comedian out of tht one D)

He didnt give his life, his resurected body ascended to heaven to be with God, aka Jesus so really he was just giving his life back to himself. It would be like if i owned a resturaunt, served you a meal, took it back, ate it, then asked you to pay for it

[Jiro]

Sounds like he's running a wicked establishment then

[Sum1sGruj]

?

ah, but what if i've 'borrowed' an ancient treasure from a museum; it is much older than i am, and will be my max until i sell it!

i've just had to pay a buck 50 to the library the other day for keeping like 10 comics overdue
it keeps happening lately

God.

Aka Jesus. You've heard of the Trinity right?

Jesus Christ

Yeah, you owe Him. A life, so to speak.

Or not., He gave His life so that you may keep on going. Be a comedian out of tht one D)

He didnt give his life, his resurected body ascended to heaven to be with God, aka Jesus so really he was just giving his life back to himself. It would be like if i owned a resturaunt, served you a meal, took it back, ate it, then asked you to pay for it

Yes, noone takes his life, it is simply willed by him. He can fall, and rise again.
He literally and explicitely states this *Because he was God in the flesh, and was risen unto His true being*
~Catholic orthodoxy 101~