MILLIONS OF DEGREES KELVIN

[Pike]

I swear it's always a million degrees in my bedroom. What else can one do to beat the heat, aside from point a fan at their face at full blast? ...anything?

[Agent Proto]

If you have windows with shades or blinders, make sure they stay shut to keep the light out during the day. That usually helps keep the room a little bit cooler.

[Clouded Sky]

Gold bond. Gold bond everywhere.

[Bunny]

Ice packs.

Ice packs everywhere.

[GhandiOwnsYou]

Used to have a room in the barracks, AC would only work for 15 minutes before it shut itself off for 7 or 8 hours. Also was rigged to a motion sensor and the lights, so if the lights were off and no one was moving it would turn off after like 20 minutes when it DID want to work. Solution: put your underwear, PJ pants or a t-shirt in the freezer 4 hours before bed. Then get shmammered. Once you are drunk enough to be asleep in a relatively short amount of time, put on said frozen sleepwear, and pray to god you get to sleep before they warm up.



...or like bunny said, ice packs. In retrospect that's a lot smarter than our old plan. I guess thats what we get for formulating it while drinking.

[Jinx]

Sleep naked.

[KentaRawr!]

Sleep naked.

Sleep naked everywhere.

[CimminyCricket]

I used to have a similar problem that Ghandi had, except I lived in Hawaii where it's humid as all hell. Get 2 hand towels and get them nice and damp, stick one in the freezer and put the other one on the top of your head. Do you look silly? Yes. Do you stay nice and cool? Yes.

[Sephex]

In my apartment I was a window mounted AC unit that does the job perfectly. I need it too since I live on the third floor.

[Jiro]

If you can't handle the heat then get out of the kitchen you don't make a good woman

[Agent Proto]

In my apartment I was a window mounted AC unit that does the job perfectly.

Awesome, you're a living AC unit!

[Sephex]

Damn it! It was supposed to say *I have*!!

[Markus. D]

Wetting your ears with a little cold water sometimes work. You could simply have a fan blasting your nethers with wind.

[Madame Adequate]

Take of all of your clothing.

[krissy]

and then webcam with milf amirite

i see where this is going

aight