Used to have a room in the barracks, AC would only work for 15 minutes before it shut itself off for 7 or 8 hours. Also was rigged to a motion sensor and the lights, so if the lights were off and no one was moving it would turn off after like 20 minutes when it DID want to work. Solution: put your underwear, PJ pants or a t-shirt in the freezer 4 hours before bed. Then get shmammered. Once you are drunk enough to be asleep in a relatively short amount of time, put on said frozen sleepwear, and pray to god you get to sleep before they warm up.



...or like bunny said, ice packs. In retrospect that's a lot smarter than our old plan. I guess thats what we get for formulating it while drinking.