Brush Your Teeth!

[Laddy]

Let us talk about brushing teeth and the many disciplines of teeth-brushing.

[Tigmafuzz]

My teeth always look horrible because I spent the first ten years of my life not knowing what a toothbrush was. What with not having a family or a home and all that. That being said, my teeth are ridiculously clean and my breath smells of minty goodness at all hours of the day, even if I just ate a bean sandwich. Not that I've ever eaten a been sandwich. But y'know.

[Bunny]

I brush my teeth with such fury that it makes angels weep.

[Freya]

I know a guy who is only a year older than me and had to get dentures. It's spooked me so now i'm brushing my teeth even more every day. Can that be harmful? Too much brushing?! O.O

[Laddy]

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I know a guy who is only a year older than me and had to get dentures. It's spooked me so now i'm brushing my teeth even more every day. Can that be harmful? Too much brushing?! O.O

Yes! Your teeth will erode away and all that will be left are bony stubs.

[Freya]

NO I CAN'T WIN D:

[Tranquil]

I brush thrice a day.

[Shiny]

If there was a way to just chew gum and magically have my teeth be clean, white and cavity free for the rest of my life I would prefer that. Way too lazy to brush twice a day usually it's just once a day if I can manage to get my lazy ass to the bathroom.

[Pike]

TOOTHPASTE TIER LIST

GOD TIER:
Aquafresh

NOT GOD TIER:
Everything else

[Sephex]

I put on some black metal and then brush to the rhythm of blast beats. My gums are always bloody and raw as a result. However, this has inspired me to start my very own black metal band called "Gums and Corpses."

[krissy]

this thread is pointless without flossing

but i am like shiny

[Shlup]

I floss, then I brush with a mixture of baking soda, coconut oil, and peppermint oil, then I rinse with an antiseptic. Twice a day, every day.

[Sylvie]

I brush my teeth really intensely. The hairs on the brush are in disarray from being crushed and slammed against my teeth.

[Shlup]

Quit that!

I use a Snoopy toothbrush and brush softly for the appropriate amount of time.

[Sylvie]

It's satisfying to do it my way.