Let me tell you buddy I make mattresses for a living. Graduate Plus 14cm Thick Foam Mattress? That's a smurfing chump model. Are you a chump? Do you want a fantastic way to tell the whole world you're a chump? Boy do I have a great way for you to do that - Get a Graduate Plus 14cm Thick Foam Mattress.

I have literally sneezed things that would be a better mattress than a Graduate Plus 14cm Thick Foam Mattress. Circulation support? Not smurfing likely mate. You'd have better circulation while being squeezed by a giant python of either the snake or Hulk Hogan variety.

£115? smurf that for a smurfing laugh. You may as well go put £115 in a blender and pretend you're watching the Crystal Maze as it zips about. I bet you'd get more out of it than if you bought a thousand Graduate Plus 14cm Thick Foam Mattresses for that smurfing price. Jesus christ.

smurf that mattress dude. Seriously. I kind of lost respect for you today KD for even posting this thread.