Weapons

[Freya]

I have always been fond of long weapons like spears, and most of all single bladed curved swords. I have trained myself quite a lot and can now do a katana quick draw

Translation: I have all/like these weapons. I've trained myself in them and also can do stuff with a sword.

Maybe you should have phrased/formatted it better instead of implying you're trained in them all.

[Hollycat]

I didn't think I'd implyed that. Sorry.
to clarify, the only weapon I think I am awesome with is a sword (one handed, preferably single edge) the rest of them all I can do is flashy things. Nothing that would save me from say, a group of people with baseball bats.

With a sword, especially katana and other curved blades, I think I would be able to defend myself from the rest of Eoff assuming none of you had a gun or grenade or were particularly good with throwing knives.


On the other end of the spectrum is shuriken, with which I am probably more dangerous to the people standing behind me than I am to whatever my target is.

[NorthernChaosGod]

My fists.

[Agent Proto]

My family owns a pair of katana swords that happen to be dull and useless. Its only around for decoration though.

Any idea how old they are?

Honestly, I have no idea. However, I do know it's been around ever since I was born. So it's probably older than 30 years.

And I'll provide a few pics of one of the swords.


UNLEASH THE BEAST


Dragon design up close if you can see it.

[krissy]

that's a sweet design

anyway my farts are a bio weapon

[Parker]

Didn't read this thread. But its about weapons so I assume Hypo or someone else is being psychotic. and i dont mean the badass british admin.

stop being crazy. weapons are bad. peace.


drunkpostin'
Parker.

[Parker]

ok i tried reading. too drunk to comprehend. my apologies.


HOWEVER......

agent proto's blade owns. it owns. look at it guys. it owns.

[KentaRawr!]

I don't own any weapons, but I've been in a few competitions where I would present Bo forms.

So I'm like, Donatello from TMNT or something, right?

[I Took the Red Pill]

I own quite a lot of weapons, from katana to naginata, from spears to kodachi.

I have always been fond of long weapons like spears, and most of all single bladed curved swords. I have trained myself quite a lot and can now do a katana quick draw fast enough that most people say they can't see me move until I'm done.

[Parker]

do the chocobos have large talons?

[Carl the Llama]

I have a big knife I like to call Mr Stabby:



When I hear someone enter my house at night I grab Mr Stabby and head down the stairs, not because I think I am being robbed, but because I like to scare the trout out of my house mate when he comes home late at night, he always falls for it and its always hilarious.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

I am a weapon.

I own a .40 Smith and Wesson, a multitude of knives, and my fists. All of which I am trained with.

I am also trained with a rifle, bayonet, and anything that I can grab and hit with.

Also pretty handy with a bow. But I had to get rid of it last time I moved.

[krissy]

i think i'm too scared to go to any meetup ever with you guys now
constantly worried about being stabbed in the face at IHOP

[Sephex]

i think i'm too scared to go to any meetup ever with you guys now
constantly worried about being stabbed in the face at IHOP

But they could also use the butter knifes if they didn't bring their own weapons that they have at IHOP. EoFFers are a crafty bunch...

[krissy]

"hey krissy nice to finally meet you my name is psychotic, guess what, while you were ordering your breakfast sausages i forged a shank out of this pancake crust and egg shells"