Weapons

[Freya]

Better than punching babies at chilis.

[Jiro]

I have a set of three swords - katana, wakizashi, tanto - which are useless as actual weapons but can be intimidating enough. I might be able to poke your eye out with them I suppose. I also have two little letter openers which are significantly sharper and shaped like miniature swords. Last, but certainly not least, I have a gunblade.

[Sylvie]

I have a knife that I carry with me everywhere.

[Sylvie]

i like when i'm on a road trip and the two people up front suck ass and are talking about cream cheese for an hour or some stupid tit and i'm in the backseat and the person sitting next to me has a knife and starts cutting into my arm and i just let them and the knife is placed into my hand and i do the same for them and it just keeps going back and forth like this in silence

Let's go on a road trip. :-*

[Jiro]

Well sylvie's found a soul mate

[Sylvie]

Said I strip you
You strip me

Said I'll strip you, down
You strip me

I rip you
And you rip me

Honey, I whip you
And you'll whip me

[Sephex]

I have a set of three swords - katana, wakizashi, tanto - which are useless as actual weapons but can be intimidating enough. I might be able to poke your eye out with them I suppose. I also have two little letter openers which are significantly sharper and shaped like miniature swords. Last, but certainly not least, I have a gunblade.

Why boner?

[fire_of_avalon]

MY HAM FISTS AND CANKLES, BITCHES.

[Miss Lady Shelly]

My Purse is my weapon of choice lol. even though its not overly big like alot of women use. its just not my style. and now for something that's off of left field

when i was young me and my cousin had this thing about drawing weird signs and putting them on my door of my room. and one of them said this: "Danger weapons of mass destruction are in room so keep out of room" which of course was right next to an alien picture lol. but of course this didnt happen lol we were messed up kids.

[Laddy]

I am proficient in katar, rapier, heavy crossbow, awl pike, naginata, and various Klingon weaponry.

Also, lying.

[Sylvie]

I have a set of three swords - katana, wakizashi, tanto - which are useless as actual weapons but can be intimidating enough. I might be able to poke your eye out with them I suppose. I also have two little letter openers which are significantly sharper and shaped like miniature swords. Last, but certainly not least, I have a gunblade.

Look at this sexy motherer

[Jiro]

Firstly:

heavy crossbow

It's just point and shoot, innit? Like a gun.
Secondly:

heavy crossbow
Also, lying.

You got me excited.
Thirdly:

Look at this sexy motherer

That's a photo from me 18th birthday party. Turned legal that day baby

[Jinx]

i like when i'm on a road trip and the two people up front suck ass and are talking about cream cheese for an hour or some stupid tit and i'm in the backseat and the person sitting next to me has a knife and starts cutting into my arm and i just let them and the knife is placed into my hand and i do the same for them and it just keeps going back and forth like this in silence

I especially like how the people in the front seat are talking about cream cheese.

[Christmas]

A particle beam cannon and a nuclear missile silo recently.
But nothing beats my chopsticks!