In regards to the thread, not gonna lie, that dude is hot.
NICE ZEBRA SUIT HE IS WEARING!!!
Big Lanky Pastie faced geordie adopted rat-eating scouse cum guzzler can go smurf.
That's right Cuchulainn, Andy Carroll is a greater footballer than that sack of crap George Best ever was!
George Best is all we have in Norn Iron
Big Andy does look like a wonderful chap though
The second coming of Jesus Christ, the best thing to come out of Newcastle since black pudding.