Ciddies Prediction Party - BYOB

[Jiro]

Jiro's Supreme Predictions

1. Best Member
Pike

I think it is still Pike's moment, she's the shining star in the sky so I have no doubt people will give credit where credit is due! Keep on shining, Pike dear

2. Best Male
Sephex

The guy is funny, as well as being a top tier dude in general, and with a recent surge in posting activity (and popularity!) I think he'll clinch this one.

3. Best Female
Pike

If Pike doesn't take top prize then she will probably have this one. Glad to see a strong female category (see ya later, Eyes on Forgetting Females) so it makes it hard to pick a winner.

4. Best Admin
Shlup

Hard to say what people's thoughts are on this one, but I'll go out on a limb and say Shlup has it because of activity and personality.

5. Best Cid's Knight
Pike

Oh goodness this is turning into the Pike Show. Shortage of CKs around these days and Pike has been super active in moderating business. Don't know if anybody else has a look in, really!

6. Best Developer/Editor/Tech Admin
Freya

My reasoning reflects Freya's own; people will see her articles and remember her name for this category. Activity as a poster helps too!

7. Best Recognized Member/Former Staff
Agent Proto

This is the Agent Proto Award for Long Term Service to EoFF. There aren't that many folks who have been around for so long and have been so active in bringing you events for fun and enjoyment, plus being a top bloke as well. If anyone else wins this award, I'll be thoroughly disappointed.

8. Best Oldbie
krissy

I would like krissy to win this. Recently returned and all that. Humourous, clever and relatively active, krissy might - unfortunately - suffer from a "who are you again?" which would be incredibly disappointing. I will punch Quin if he wins this.

9. Best Veteran
Melissaur

Probably the most active and wellknown of the crowd here. Could go a few ways though, but as a previous winner (right?), she seems like a safe bet.

10. Best Newbie
Tifa's Boobs

As much as I want Bubbaforever to win (as well), he can't beat boobs.

11. Cutest Male
Jiro

You smurfers will vote for me because I'm a picture whore, whereas you should be voting for Mike Face, or NCG, or Rantz, OR MAYBE EVEN SUPERMILLIONAIRE. smurf.

12. Cutest Female
Fujiko

You should see how cute she is in person. Always hard to pick the womens category.

13. Best Custom Rank
edczxcvbnm

I think this is more wishful than anything. His custom title has been memorable since the first time I saw it. Hell, I put it on one of my class notebooks in 11th grade.

14. Best Avatar
Freya

Honestly now, you can't beat the egg.

15. Best Signature
Sephex

Hoping for some novelty oldschool votes to take Sephex to the top here.

16. Best Artist
Pete for President

I love Pete.

17. Best Writer
Psychotic

He writes one good thing every Ciddies and he tends to win off of it. Bastard.

18. Best General Forums Poster
DK

I hope DK's been memorable enough lately to warrant this. I honestly can't pick a clear winner.

19. Best Final Fantasy Forums Poster
Wolf Kanno

Safe bet considering his position as the FF CK, but I would hope it's close between all of us seeing as everyone nominated is a pretty good poster down there in the nether regions.

20. Best #eoff Chatter
sharkythesharkdogg

Not a bad decision if you ask me. Still confused as to why Rye is always nominated.

21. Best Blogger
Yeargdribble

Nobody will vote for Raistlin.

22. Best Newswriter
Freya

This has to happen. It just HAS TO.

23. Best Thread
Del Murder is a jerk

Quality content from some quality dudes. However I would have to say that Soup Dude, being a team effort (and no, not just because I made it), is an excellent thread and I hope it wins instead.

24. Best Post
Worst/Creepiest pick-up lines....

The thread was sublime, makes sense for it to win. Plus everybody loves to rag on Iceglow right.

25. Nicest Member
Rantz Rantz Revolution

Well he is a nice guy! Gosh I dunno.

26. Snarkiest Member
Raistlin

I don't know if anyone goes into Eyes on Each Other enough to see that he knows how to be the most polite dick to people. It's glorious. <3

27. Funniest Member
Old Manus

Feel like it's fate that he's here, in this category.

28. Craziest Member
Jiro

I banned the whole forum, remember? REMEMBER?!

29. Most Intimidating Member
Bunny

He's soft on the inside though, like a roasted marshmallow.

30. Most Underrated Member
Tigmafuzz

I just don't want nukie to keep winning this. Poor guy. He's smurfing awesome and it's like you don't want to recognise it! PLUS, Tigmafuzz is way cooler than any y'all know. TRUST ME I KNOW.

31. Most Missed Member
demondude

Everybody misses demondude when he's gone

32. Most Hardcore Gamer
Pike

This one is always hard to pick. But Pike/MILF 50 50 split is inevitable.

33. Biggest Final Fantasy Fangirl
Jessweeee♪

If only DMKA were a girl.

34. Most Helpful Member
Samuraid

He might get a lot of votes after the server move.

35. Cutest Couple
Loony BoB & smittenkitten

Conveniently timed engagement, jerk

36. Most Likely to Become a Cid's Knight
Freya

Already got herself one title, next one is on the way for sure!

37. Most Likely to Get Permabanned
Phoenix Rising

Although to be fair he does argue rather calmly.

38. Most Likely to Win a Ciddie for the Very First Time
Tifa's Boobs

It's destined.

39. Most Likely to Win a Ciddie for the Very Last Time
Psychotic

He'll never sweep another Ciddies again!

40. Most Likely to Be the Hero/Heroine of the Next Big Final Fantasy Game
fire_of_avalon

Final Fantasy Foa: Punch Your Way To Heaven!

41. Most Likely to be the Beautiful Villain of the Next Big Final Fantasy Game
Flambard D'Quinceteth

"Magnificent Bastard" is a term I have used to reference him many times

42. Most Likely to be the Sidekick that People Either Love or Hate in the Next Big Final Fantasy Game
Iceglow

Who else could be the bumbling sidekick?

43. Most Likely to Pull a Jiro and Completely Lose it on the Forums
Baloki

Clearly. It used to be a Baloki once upon a time, after all.

44. Most Likely to Become a Space Miner
Freya

I WANT TO BE A SPACE PIRATE TOO. A MINER WILL SUFFICE.

45. Most Likely to Live in a Survivalist Compound Surrounded by Guns and Tinfoil Hats
Phoenix Rising

He's crazy lol

46. Most Likely to Rig the Ciddies
Loony BoB

This has been true for years.

47. Most Likely to Be a Viral Marketing Bot for Square-Enix
Roogle

People think he's a bot but he isn't active on the forums so WHO KNOWS

48. Most Likely to be GLaDOS
sylvie

If GLaDOS were more depraved then she might be on the same level as sylvie.

49. Most Likely to Be Wheatley
Flambard D'Quinceteth

Strikes a nice balance between funny and stupid, old Quin dawg.

50. Most Likely to Get Together
Iceglow & Flambard D'Quinceteth

Who's fitter?